An Eternal Lands review.

• Eternal Lands is a game in which half the players are bots (see images above and below)

Why? Because bots have to be declared... and paid for.

Of the remaining 50%:

• 20% are players that have been playing forever, and have extremely high levels.
• 15% are mid-level players who still haven't realised that, no matter how many rabbits more they kill, they'll never get to shadow the previously mentioned 20%.
• The last 15% are n00bs wh0 writ3 like dizzzzz and will stop playing as soon as they realise what they're into.

49% of the players are often mistreated by mods, devs, or all of them.

If you want to get far in EL, improve your ass licking abilities:

-Oh, Entropy, I just love the new feature!! Really throwing UFOs at bears is such an awesome thing to do and so fantasy-medieval-like.

-Oh Roja, that new ship you designed is just so cool, keep them coming! I wonder how come ships have extended sails while they're in harbor, and how come my char's hands touch his knees, but nevermind! You're such an artist! Down with Picasso!

-Oh, Aislinn, it was really my wife whom I exchanged items with, however I accept that you insult me as long as you unban me, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! I'm 35 years old but I've been such a bad boy, I promise I'll behave.

Most of the players will leave EL after a time and go for more exciting games, like Farmville or Pet Society.

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