Honorable EL player hands

This is what happens to the hands of those players who click their levels up themselves without macroing.

Using Axife Mouse Recorder to do stuff for you in EL

Dear friends,

A couple of starter guides on macroing have already been posted in this webpage.

The easiest way to macro repetitive tasks, like harvesting, mixing FE's, thread or the like, is of course using a MOUSE RECORDER. Axife is the best one I've tried so far.

Go download it here, it's a demo but it's more than you need:

DOWNLOAD AXIFE MOUSE RECORDER 5.01

Axife's interface is really simple in the most basic version, but it is more than we need for our purposes.

1. You just click on "Record", stop the command when you're done, and play when you want the action to start repeating itself.
2. 2 is for how many times you want the action to repeat.
3. 3 shows the time sequence of the action.

Regarding (1), I recommend that you just do this:

Go view >options >Hot keys and assign hot keys to the actions.

As easy as it can get.

Enjoy your self done essences!

Bloodsucker maps 3.0

Bloodsucker mappack v. 3.0 has already been released, so go to his page and download it!

Bloodsucker maps

Don't forget to keep cooperating with him so he can keep updating the maps in the future.

An Eternal Lands review.

• Eternal Lands is a game in which half the players are bots (see images above and below)

Why? Because bots have to be declared... and paid for.

Of the remaining 50%:

• 20% are players that have been playing forever, and have extremely high levels.
• 15% are mid-level players who still haven't realised that, no matter how many rabbits more they kill, they'll never get to shadow the previously mentioned 20%.
• The last 15% are n00bs wh0 writ3 like dizzzzz and will stop playing as soon as they realise what they're into.

49% of the players are often mistreated by mods, devs, or all of them.

If you want to get far in EL, improve your ass licking abilities:

-Oh, Entropy, I just love the new feature!! Really throwing UFOs at bears is such an awesome thing to do and so fantasy-medieval-like.

-Oh Roja, that new ship you designed is just so cool, keep them coming! I wonder how come ships have extended sails while they're in harbor, and how come my char's hands touch his knees, but nevermind! You're such an artist! Down with Picasso!

-Oh, Aislinn, it was really my wife whom I exchanged items with, however I accept that you insult me as long as you unban me, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! I'm 35 years old but I've been such a bad boy, I promise I'll behave.

Most of the players will leave EL after a time and go for more exciting games, like Farmville or Pet Society.